At first he seemed like a sincere, well mannered guy when he asked me some typical questions that people ask when they are just curious. i.e. What do you do in Kuwait for work? How do you like it here?...etc. I thought he was a reader of the blog but he later admitted he had never read it. This was after I asked him did he see the zillion annoying posts on Hayati. Hee hee.
I want to say that there are many nice and respectful Kuwaiti and Arab guys that follow the blog on Twitter. Some are my friends, some are funny, they may joke at the blogs expense, flirt but it's all in an innocent and fun way. They would never ask to be hooked up if they are a total stranger. That's just disrespectful but since I have a sense of humor I laughed it off.
After some polite messages where I tell him I'm busy and that's why I'm not answering him right away he Dm's me, "Oh sorry to disturb u...But I want to be honest...I want to have an expat friend. A girl...I'm sick of Kuwaitis girl lol..."
This is when I start to imagine the scenario: Summer's almost over, he's just returned from his vacation in Thailand and he isn't going to marry for another year or so. He's broke after spending all his money on third world 'meow' so maybe he can get some dumb expat girl to love him longtime for free.
Of course he didn't go to Thailand or tell me he did but I threw that in there based on this: (Local dudes at work who tell American dudes at work how their summer vacation went. I even overheard one tell an American co-worker how he has to pretend he lost his passport so he can get a new one before marriage. To hide years of summer sex tourism holidays because the brides family checks the potential guys passport before accepting his proposal. ) Damnnnnnnnnnnnn! All I have to say is thank goodness there are mandatory medical tests before marriage now. I checked H's passport and it's all old and good! :)
The point of this humorous little post: Please don't Tweet and ask if I can hook you up with myself or a friend. You will get blocked and then maybe land a staring role in one of my blog posts.
* Disclaimer: If you're the dude from Twitter then no worries. I would NEVER reveal your name or personal information. I deleted the part in the post you were worried about. Nobody will know who you are unless you tell them. You are probably a decent guy just doing what most guys do BUT you have to admit it was pretty funny and desperate. :P
On another subject: After writing this while my maid is cleaning I discovered she is using the toilet brush to scrub the bathroom floor! *screams* *puke*