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The Kuwaiti Customs strike has perfect timing with my monthly case of PMS! All I want is a giant glass of cold, fresh milk and an enormous amount of Oreo cookies. I can't have Oreo’s without milk because it's a major sin if you don't dunk them in ice cold, fresh milk until part of the cookie floats off. At least in my religion it is and YES, you can look it up!
It's bad enough that you can't 'legally' drink alcohol in Kuwait and now there is no fresh milk to be found. I can just see the illegal cows in back alleys producing illegal black market fresh milk for 50KD a pint.
I know that some of you will recommend that I just drink the long life milk that's made from powder. Well that stuff is bad for you and tastes nasty compared to the real thing. I mean, if you ran out of refreshing coke would you suddenly start using the powder form? (Okay, I know some of you would. ;)
If you love me and want me to make it through the next week please help me get my hands on some fresh milk. Like if you're a Kuwaiti dairy farmer, call me...hook me up! "HRT" will model a milk mustache for you with nothing else on. ;P
STOP the MILK MADNESS!!!
To read about the Kuwait Airways and Custom's strike click: (here).