Warning: this post is not for the guys!
PMS via the Urban Dictionary ~ A powerful spell that women are put under about once every month, which gives them the strength of an ox, the stability of a Window's OS, and the scream of a banshee. Basically, man's worst nightmare.
OMFG! SHE HAS PMS!!! RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!
*explosions and screams*
I am seriously out of control with my PMS cravings. I just can't stop stuffing the chocolate in my mouth and then going for the salty carbs. My lovely complexion was just invaded with an oil slick and pimples. Yeah, I'm a total FOX!
*crying, then hysterically laughing*
My behavior this week is totally out of character for me. Everyone is getting on my nerves and if he tells me one more time how gorgeous I am (while it's my time of the month) I'm going to slap his face off! (Sorry for the crazy talk.) He's not even afraid of me this time of the month. I swear on my life that he actually said, "You are so adorable on your period and I look forward to it every month." WTF? Well this month is different and I'm going to kill him.
Can you get away with murder in Kuwait and claim temporary PMS insanity? Well, you can in America.
Please don't hold this post against me. For some reason I am having a really bad one this time. I realize how lucky I am to have someone in my life that is practically perfect. I am just feeling so guilty for being this moody and dramatic. I will probably delete this post in the morning after I've had my coffee fix with...Godiva’s. Maybe if I slap one of my coworkers it will make me feel better? *BIG smile* :D
Can you imagine if men had the equivalent of PMS, but instead of getting agitated, they become sensitive. :p. Lol
ReplyDeleteLOOOOL! I loved reading this post, its hilarious God bless u! lol ;p
ReplyDeleteSeriously! He looks forward to it every month?!! That's the one week I feel disgusted with myself and of course 'enter' "Self-loathing!" lol ;p Oh and suddenly start welling-up with tears coz u struggle on ripping the foil off that chocolate u've been craving! (or was that just me?! lool ;p)
And if you guys out there think u can comment on this post, then I'm afraid ur gonna have to provide me with a sonogram of ur UTERUS!
(Look at me getting all worked up! lol ;p
Temporary pms insanity = guilty as charged !
ReplyDelete*stuffes her face with chocolate*
christ! we DO live in 21st century in a developed country!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeletegoogle 'buspar'
or ask anyone coming from india to get 'bascalm' over the counter - at least a shoe box full
the #1 worldwide medication for mild anxiety
non addictive
MOMMA'S LITTLE HELPER
Dr. Mo Mo ~ What are you doing on this post? No men allowed! ;P
ReplyDeleteAmbrosial ~ Looool! I'm feeling better but still stuffing my face. He is still alive. At least until next month. ;)
ReplyDeleteLadyB ~ Teeheehee, I think we are PMS soul sisters.
ReplyDeleteAnonymous ~ thanks for the tip :)
ReplyDeletebuwahahahahahha gurrrl u're crazyyyy LOL *sorry*
ReplyDeletethis post cracked me up hehehehe :D
Swera ~ I really feel guilty for acting so moody with him this month. :( Thanks for laughing while I suffer! ;P
ReplyDeleteHow's the honeymoon going with you two love birds? :D