Southern Women

Gone With The Wind

Southern women know their summer weather report:

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity


Southern women know their vacation spots:

The beach

The rivuh

The crick


Southern women know everybody's first name:

Honey

Darlin'

Shugah


Southern women know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias

Gone With The Wind


Southern women know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football


Southern women know their cities dripping with Southern charm:

Chawl'stn

S'vanah

Foat Wuth

N'awlins

Addlanna


Southern women know their elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler


Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Country Club

The Beauty Salon


Southern girls know the 3 deadly sins:

Having bad hair and nails

Having bad manners

Cooking bad food


Even Southern babies know that "Gimme some sugar" is not a request for the white, granular sweet substance that sits in a pretty little bowl in the middle of the table.


More Suthen-ism's:

Only a Southerner knows the difference between a hissie fit and a conniption fit, and that you don't "HAVE" them, you "PITCH" them.

Thank you Carolyn :*

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Southern Girls (Urban Dictionary)  Looool

The best girls around. They are always pretty and show themselves well. Normally dressed in their easter colored polos, lacostes, or michael stars. Allways (well, usually) seen wearing there name brand jeans blue cult, 7's, citizens, angel, paper denim, etc...Accesories always consist of them pearl earings. Simple yet ellegant. All southern girls own at least 1 surf shop or restaurant T-shirt from somewhere on the coast, most likely Wrightsville. Found cruising around in their silver or green Range Rovers or Land Rovers, and if not, volvos or station wagons. Hangouts consist of North Hills (if your familliar with Raleigh, NC), or any place that serves fresh ice tea and warm grits. The music they listen to is usually very mellow, like Dave Matthews, OAR, James Taylor, Alanis Morrissette, Hootie, Jack Johnson, Jimmy Buffet, Rascal Flatts, etc...Southern hospitality runs in the family. Southern households are the most generous of them all, which makes southern girls, the sweetest.