In the dead heat of summer at 138 degrees you are wearing long pants and a shirt that covers every inch of your body because shorts and a tank top would be sporting' the look of "Hookers R Us"!
You don't even blink an eye when seeing local women get their "facial hair" ripped off by a woman with freakishly strong arm muscles and a long piece of thread.
You feel lazy because you slept past 4 AM on your only day off and most of your friends work 7 days a week.
You never see babies in car seats. They are sitting on someone's lap, jumping around the car, hanging out the window or laying across the dashboard.
You practically die of shock and want to take a picture of the adorable, American, older couple because it's the first old, American man you've seen that is actually with his wife and not a Filipino that looks like she could be his great granddaughter.
*** I LOVE Kuwait!!! I thought it would be fun to write a humorous list about some of the odd / hilarious things I’ve experienced while living here as an American girl. I hope I don't offend anyone because I really enjoy living in this great country. I realize in America there is much more to make fun off but since I'm living in Kuwait I couldn't help myself! :D
To be fair, here is a little joke on Americans...