November 13, 2010

Ouch!!! You are freakin' killing me!

House of Pain

Enough is enough!!! I need help please finding out which salon in Kuwait has the best complete body waxing with less pain. I'm currently paying 23 KD to a Filipino lady that used to do a wonderful job but now she is just torturing me on a monthly basis. I swim year around so I maintain my waxing every 4 – 6 weeks.

It all started when her American boyfriend found out she was cheating on him and dumped her. Her Brazilian method used to barely hurt but now she is moody, careless and frightening when she holds hot wax in her hand close to my ‘honey pot’. I feel like a naked deer in headlights as she approaches my delicate skin with her hot wax stick of pain. She flips me over in more positions then a porno star as she rips my sensitive areas without any care at all. When my future hubby asks me how I learned all of these freaky positions I can honestly say that my waxing technician taught me. ;P My *screams* can be heard all over the salon and when I exit the room I hear giggles from the other staff. This is one good reason alcohol should be legal in Kuwait because I would sure get my drink on before entering her spa torture chamber.


I'm fair skinned and she has burnt me on my arm and thigh the past two times. I expressed my concerns to her hoping she would take better care but to no avail. I even counseled her on her American boyfriend issues to help her get through her depression. I tip her really well hoping more pay will equal less pain.  That she will return to waxing me the way she was before her self-inflicted crisis.  All she does is talk about missing him and his money while she rips my skin off.  I hope they get back together for her happiness and so my life will return to normal.

My hair is too blonde and fine for laser treatment so I have to stick to body waxing. I would greatly appreciate any suggestions on where to go in Kuwait. I prefer an upscale salon with a comfortable massage table and a relaxing room for body treatments. They should offer various types of waxing. Thank you. :)


8 comments:

  1. ooh dear i was going to suggest lazer :) but u said that u got blond hair ;) i wish i could help , i will keep asking for you

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  2. New Bride ~ thank you for asking for me. I really appreciate your help. :)

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  3. Here's the relief for your pain:

    http://expatandthecity.blogspot.com/2010/08/after-living-in-kuwait-this-really.html

    The last picture. Win-win!

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  4. Bananamonkee ~ that would make me the youngest cougar ever. I think he is under 10 years old. I am twice his age. Hahaha!

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  5. Lol "youngest cougar ever". O I love your blog.

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  6. Bananamonkee ~ thanx sugar ;D That is so sweet of you to write. :*

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  7. HI! there is a new type of hair removal available for all skin types and all hair colour types. It is called Selectif, it works using ultrasound. you will have to research it to see if it is available in Kuwait.
    Good luck, hope this helps.

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  8. Anonymous ~ thank you for the tip. I've never heard of that method before. I wonder if they can do the Brazilian with that method as well?

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