May 25, 2010
You Know Your Man is Totally Pissed Off at You When..
1. The Punishment: IGNORING!!! He normally texts and calls you all day long but he's mad as hell and you feel it. He's ignoring you for at least 1 - 3 days.
2. He talks about his weekend plans with the guys and guess what??? You’re not anywhere in those plans sista.
3. Your summer vacation plans together have just evaporated as he discusses his new vacation plans with the guys. Morocco, Thailand, Romania...you get the drift ~ it's not MC Hammer time its Hooker time! loooooooooooool
4. He stops going to the salon on purpose and grows a frightening beard that will cut your face like a chainsaw if he kisses you.
5. He repossesses the brand new European sports car he gave you as a token of his love. It’s 135 degrees outside and he leaves you a month’s free bus pass on the kitchen table.
6. He hints about the gym and how you should actually go there once in a while. After all, he did buy you a year’s membership to the best ladies gym in Kuwait when he was mad at you the last time.
7. He claims that work is taking up all his free time. When in reality he has a twenty hour work week. (Tea and lunch time included).
8. He discusses marriage and guess what? It’s not to you sucker, it’s to his cousin!
9. He deletes all of your photographs from his phone in order to forget you. So when he begs to have you back the next day he has to ask you to send them all over again.
10. He spends the entire night out barely talking to you while he looks at every woman in the restaurant between 15 – 50. That's okay hottie, because every man and woman in the joint is checking you out girl!
*** Before I get any ridiculous comments...this is a humorous list based on fiction not fact. Well, # 1 has happened to me a few times and maybe one more. The rest is urban legend! Thanks girls! Luv ya!
Please feel free to add some more to the list! :D